O Chrisman Twee, O Chrisman Twee, your branches are so lovely

"Can you say Christmas?"
"Christmas."
"And can you say tree?"
"Tree."
"Ok, now say Chris-mas Tree."
"Chrispin traaaaay!"
"Christmas tree!"
"Chrisman tweeeee!"

I hereby give you our Chrisman twee, being decorated delicately by the LGBB: