Wanted: 101 Uses For Lemons

Oh my stars, if our tree bears any more, we're going to have a ball pit full of lemons to rival Ikea's.

Aside from piffing the rotten ones to the dogs and sniggering as they chase after them and realise they're not tennis balls, I'd like to know what the HELL I'm meant to do with all this fruit. All the usual recipes only use a snifter full of juice from one lemon. That's not enough to go through them all.

I can't even GIVE them away - even the people who took them willingly to begin with have enough from me now.

Anyone want any lemons? I ship to Canada and the US*



* Ok, I don't really. I'm silly but I'm not that silly.