No one can ever tell you too much eye shadow - on your cheeks - is enough
Pose to look bewdiful, give simmering look to camera. Then...
When you've seen said picture and realised your lippy is *aherm* slightly outside the lines, run around and around and around the island bench in a cooped-up-inside stupor, which you may want to occasionally fuel by
pausing a moment to check your reflection in the oven door and checking over your facial artistry
and a dash to the bathroom to put a comb through your hair (through, mind, not "stuck in")
then scarper again, squealing at the same point in the kitchen like a trained monkey each time you pass it, cos that amps up the fun factor
round and round and round, remember
finish off with a cheeky giggle
and then grab the camera and take a photo of your Mummy looking like a crazy cat lady.Job well done!
