I know what it'd be like to wrestle an octopus into a nappy. When did it suddenly become a battle to keep those active little legs down and out of the way (and out of stamping in poo usually)?
I reckon any mother of a toddler would do that calf tying thing pretty well too, just quietly.
Honestly. If I had to explain the actual action of my arms to someone, I'd look more like I'm pumping water at a well than changing a nappy.
*Breathe in, let it out slowwwwwwly*
TTFN
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