Her Dog Play Dough

Luckily for me, "bloody dog" muttered under my breath sounds for all the world to the LGBB like Play Dough.

So now, she is conditioned to say, "Tsk-tsk, Play Dough" while shaking her head whenever Jazz takes it upon herself to mimic a canine version of a wailing woman (seriously, you've gotta hear the performance to believe me - our neighbours have asked on more than one occasion who the "whinger" is.... lucky for me, they don't ask Steve or he'd probably be likely to thumb in my direction...).

I must say, though, Play Dough is probably a rather accurate description of the contents of said dog's brain.