Bathroom heckler

Her: Whatchoo doing, Dad?
Him: *obviously indisposed, on the porcelain throne* I'm in the toilet, can you wait for me out there please?
Her: Orright, I wait here on the bed.

*moments pass while Lolly strums her fingers on her lap as she sits on our bed*

Her: I don't hear any plops or wees. Are you finished? I think you're finished.
Him: I'm just fine, thank you. I think I can let you know when I've finished.


Tough crowd.