Those were the days, my friends

Searching for an old recipe tonight, I found this call-out I made to my dearest BFF's via a desperate email on 25th July, 2006. Lolly was five days old.

"Where is the manual?

She's screaming anytime she's awake and we've already worked out the poor darling is as windy as Oklahoma City, but how do you assist a girl to fart? ITS TRAGIC"

That's all I wrote. I'm surprised I even managed to hit 'Send'. Ahhh, memories.