She works hard for the money

Signs your work commitments might be affecting the 3 year-old in your life:

Tonight in the bath, Steve tried to convince the LGBB it was time to get out.

She: No, I'm busy doing work *fingers flying over imaginary keyboard as she glances over at him*
He: Oh! What are you doing?
She: *pointing with her head at an imaginary pile* I've just got this to do.
He: Well... how long will it take?
She: Twenty dollars.
He: Uhh, and how much do you earn an hour?
She: Nuthin.


She's pretty much got it in one.