It went in fizzy

Oh my GOD. I just remembered something else I said. I was (so I thought) coherent and sobered up and it was daylight.

And I came out to my friends after visiting the toilet in a most unsavoury manner. Do you know what I inflicted on them?

"It went in fizzy.... and it came OUT fizzy! But lost its colour. How did THAT HAPPEN???"

And then I promptly went and lay horizontal again for another four hours because I couldn't open my eyes another minute.

How can they still love me after THAT?!?? But they did, they do and they're probably still laughing at me too.