Hangin' with Mr Pidey

Doing some weeding last week, I left the green waste bin out in the garden. Next morning, I was treated to a glorious web with this very dainty looking spider sitting at the helm.

I wonder if all the little stumpy spiders pick on this slender spider behind its back. Oooh look at meeee, I've got such looooong legs. EVER HEARD OF A HAMBURGER? Does she even EAT? I saw her just pushing that fly around, I never saw her take a bite. And she works out, like, 18 hours a day. Constantly fixing that web of hers.

Spiders are such byotches.